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Tortuga Library Podcast, Episode 2

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Job Hacking

How one Tortugan got his J2

Jun 17 • Zarska

5 Reasons You SHOULD NOT Job Stack

You Must have the Right Stuff

May 6 • Theon Ultima

Resumes 101: Tortuga Style

Can you convince LaShonda to pass you on to the hiring committee?

Apr 15 • ProfessionalAnon

Sesped’s Buccaneer Bootcamp for Data Analysts

The Fast Track to Securing Cushy Data Analyst Roles

Jul 3, 2025 • Theon Ultima

Special Guest Events

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All Hands on Deck - The Calipers Special Guest

With Special Guest The Calipers

Apr 7 • Theon Ultima, The Calipers, and Rajeev Ram

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All Hands on Deck - Special Guests Walt Bismarck & Annie Normal

Mar 2 • Theon Ultima, Walt Bismarck, and Annie Normal

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All Hands on Deck - Asmy Special Guest

Feb 16 • Theon Ultima, Asmy, and Rajeev Ram

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All Hands on Deck - Marcellino D'Ambrosio Special Guest

Feb 2 • Theon Ultima, Marcellino D'Ambrosio, and Rajeev Ram

Member Essays

Munitions Made in Shenzhen

Clawing back drone manufacture

Jun 24 • Zarska and Professor Axelrod

How one Tortugan got his J2

Jun 17 • Zarska

A White Dude in Bali

Best Travel Locations for White Dudes

Jun 13 • Yann Moreau

A story from my youth

Jun 6 • Krug

Boss Fight: DEI or Die Trying

Western Game Developers Went Woke And Broke (And How to Repair the Damage)

May 27 • Portavoz Pirata

Just Leave The Publishing Industry

Another screed on the plight of the Sensitive, Talented White Male Writer

Apr 29 • Daniel M. Bensen

Resumes 101: Tortuga Style

Can you convince LaShonda to pass you on to the hiring committee?

Apr 15 • ProfessionalAnon

Tax Implications For Entrepreneurs, Consultants, Stackers, and Other Pirates

Most people plan their tax preparation around the premise that they have one job or one source of income - what if you don't?

Apr 10 • Professor Axelrod

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Munitions Made in Shenzhen

Clawing back drone manufacture

Jun 24 • Zarska and Professor Axelrod

Boss Fight: DEI or Die Trying

Western Game Developers Went Woke And Broke (And How to Repair the Damage)

May 27 • Portavoz Pirata

Four Corners Nationalism Now!

It is time for the American South-West to take itself seriously

Apr 1 • Theon Ultima

The Pirate’s Guide to AI Image Prompting

How to Make AI Pictures That Don’t Suck

Nov 19, 2025 • Portavoz Pirata

The Chad Philosopher

Meet the womanizing, chain-smoking, philosophical legend who revolutionized ethics and then faded into obscurity

Oct 8, 2025 • Krug

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Our recommended reading list from the Based Book Sale

May 24 • Daniel M. Bensen

Interview Preparation

Resources for Nailing your Upcoming Interview

Aug 8, 2025 • Theon Ultima

Additional Resources from Tom Swift

Tortuga Tech Lead Tom Swift's Additional Resources

Jul 30, 2025 • Theon Ultima and Tom Swift

Book Club

51:45

Tortuga Library Podcast, Episode 2

Scenebux, by Cairo Smith

Jun 27 • Daniel M. Bensen and The 13th Grade

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Tortuga Library Podcast, Episode 1

Everything On Black, by F.T. Grant

Jun 10 • The 13th Grade and Daniel M. Bensen

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Tortuga Book Club: The Pillars of the Earth 5

Oct 18, 2025 • Theon Ultima, Rajeev Ram, and Professor Axelrod

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Tortuga Book Club: The Pillars of the Earth 4

Sep 26, 2025 • Theon Ultima, Rajeev Ram, and Professor Axelrod

Philosophy Cafe

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Philosophy Cafe 9: Mastery

Recording of the ninth session of Tortuga’s Philosophy Cafe hosted by Krug.

Mar 10 • Krug

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Philosophy Cafe 8: Irony

Recording of the eight session of Tortuga’s Philosophy Cafe hosted by Krug.

Feb 28 • Theon Ultima

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Philosophy Cafe 7: Penguin Mountain Meme

Recording of the seventh session of Tortuga’s Philosophy Cafe hosted by Krug.

Feb 2 • Krug

1:54:44

Philosophy Cafe 6: Nobility

Recording of the sixth session of Tortuga’s Philosophy Cafe hosted by Krug.

Jan 31 • Krug

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