Tortuga Crew
The Tortuga Society boasts a formidable crew: strategists, writers, scientists, and thinkers. Each with hard-won expertise and insight forged across a wide range of domains. From seasoned knowledge-workers, to entrepreneurs, to underground iconoclasts; our members are united not by industry, but a shared ethos & a shared drive to understand the game and play it well.
We are a band of brothers: We will plunder woke institutions, build generational wealth, seize asymmetric opportunities, and have a damn good time doing it.
Bingo Bobbins
Bingo Bobbins is a software engineer with over a decade of industry experience. He began job stacking during the great Covid Tech Boom of 2021, and hasn't looked back since. He currently lives in the woods with his wife, daughter, two cats, and 40 chickens. Read his unhinged political takes at The Post-Bourgeois Proletarian on Substack.
Tom Swift
Tom Swift is an electrical engineer, software developer and gentleman scientist. After attending engineering school, he embarked on a wide ranging career in domains from railroad electronics to equipment auction software racking up over five years working remotely. He left the corporate world to found his own corporation and independent laboratory in an undisclosed location in the Far North. He is currently focused on developing new educational technology with the goal of countering digital involution. For further information, read Tom Swift.
Professor Axelrod
Having historically distinguished and enriched himself as a entrepreneur with different ventures in the software and finance fields over the years, Professor Axelrod has momentarily stepped away from the rigors of founding enterprises to dedicate himself to the noble pursuit of knowledge dissemination.
Currently serving as a Professor of Practice within the hallowed halls of traditional academia, he imparts his extensive expertise to aspiring scholars. Simultaneously, Professor Axelrod extends his intellectual stewardship to aspiring entrepreneurs of the the Tortuga Society, helping guide them to towards success and away from the inevitable pitfalls that otherwise await eager but overly enthusiastic young visionaries.
This dual role underscores his commitment to fostering both academic excellence and entrepreneurial acumen, enriching the next generation of thought leaders and founders
Bliss
Internet Arsonist, Post-conservative, Anti-humanist. Most political writers argue within the system's moral framework. I argue against it. Humanism is fake and gay, egalitarianism is poison, and civilization requires inequality to function. I apply postmodern deconstruction to progressive orthodoxy, vitalist philosophy to political analysis, and weaponized honesty to culture war discourse. The old right failed because it tried to conserve a dying order. Time to build a new one.
Dr. Monzo
Dr. Monzo is a young professional, AI enthusiast, Spengler enjoyer, and media ecologist. His work sits at the unique intersection of grand historical cycles and cutting-edge technology. Dr. Monzo is not a real physician, but still recommends you put down your phone. He holds an undergraduate degree in Economics and is currently pursuing a Master's of Science in Data Science, hoping to uncover the the metaphysical underpinnings of the present technological revolution.
Rajeev Ram
Rajeev is a distinguished man of letters, blending the technical prowess of the Classical West with the timeless wisdom of the Dharmic East.
Simon Laird
Simon Laird is a DC think tanker who spends his time plotting to seize DC's political infrastructure for the populist right.
Centaur Write Satyr
Law school dropout, MBA, Cloud systems integration/ Consulting salesman. Mortgage, wife, 2 kids. Reformed Extreme Party Dude. Chasing that Equity Payday
ringleader
your very own neighborhood court jester.
Noah Revoy
Noah Revoy is a strategic advisor, author, and coach best known for helping men, women, and families reclaim agency, rebuild culture, and lead with moral clarity. He’s a Fellow at the Natural Law Institute, where he works to restore truth-based thinking in a world full of lies. Through his books, courses, and private coaching, Noah teaches high-agency living rooted in Natural Law, masculine leadership, and intergenerational legacy building. Noah has guided hundreds of men and women through personal transformation—training them to lead their families, build ethical businesses, and resist manipulation in all its forms. His work blends philosophy, Natural Law–applied psychology, and mythic storytelling into practical frameworks that help people make hard decisions, align with reality, and take action. He is also building AI tools designed to amplify these principles at scale. A former construction and tech entrepreneur turned civilizational architect, Noah lives in Portugal with his wife and children, where they are raising the next generation with purpose and sovereignty.
The Count
One Person Devaluing our Currency ahaaha Two People Destroying Morality in Society ahaaha Three People Making Our Living Standards Unsustainable ahaaha
Person Online
Person Online is an autist trying to navigate clown world the best that he can while providing for his wife and small child. He has significant remote work experience but is new to the job-stacking journey and looking to learn from the masters. You can read his highly refined politisperging here.
N of 1
Founder of Liberty+, a patriotic liberty advancement organization for men and women of high agency and good character.
The Intern
The Tortuga Society’s very own Zoomette and intern. The Intern takes care of miscellaneous tasks for The Tortuga Society — most notably, she finds promising job leads and adds them to our consistently updated Job Openings list exclusive to full Tortuga members. She is remunerated for her hard work
She also is available to Tortuga Members to perform data entry, secretarial work, or simply apply to jobs for you at a competitive rate. DM
to set-up.
Butteryfish
Butteryfish was an early member of The Tortuga Society. After recently graduating from University and getting his CPA credentials he now serves as the Tortuga Society’s Chief Accountant.
The Futurist Right
Working towards the victory of the Futurist Right while opposing all forms of third-worldism.
Marcellino D'Ambrosio
Marketing, faith, resistance.
The 13th Grade
I got a degree in Electrical Engineering back in the last millennium, worked at a semiconductor fab for a year, then quit and moved to a small town to be near my eventual wife. Worked as a mechanic, welder, and machinist. Moved again to be nearer family, worked a bunch of random jobs until I discovered I had kids to support, then got a job as a local government bureaucrat, and have been doing that for 15 years.
