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The Con - By Walt Bismarck

• Lots of WB lore that will help you understand why I’m Like This

• Numerous extensive and invigorating philosophical / socio-satiric dialogues

• Plenty of fun flirty Covid-era Comedy of Manners shit about navigating Zoomette cultural sensibilities as a prematurely out of touch early nineties nigga

• Mountains of overwrought monologuing about all your favorite WB topics

• Far more overtly evil Male Interiority shit than you’ll ever catch me posting here on Substack

• a bunch of scenes where the Woman Characters get to talk extensively about all the stuff that’s wrong with me so as to keep female readers engaged

• a riveting extended dream sequence wherein five different versions of me from five distinct years argue in a convenience store

• a comprehensive subtextual analysis of very nearly every number in the musical Oklahoma! for the benefit of my fellow theater fags;

• a fair amount of Alt Right nostalgia for oldheads

• Just a smidgen of tasteful smut to keep things lively