Life

EXERCISE IS THE FOUNDATION

The Hyperborean Project: Chapter 1

9 hrs ago • Professor Axelrod

Win the Time War

Track time to be less poor, unhealthy, lonely, and boring

Oct 14 • Krug

Oh, the Nets That You’ll Work

Escape the Waiting Place

Oct 7 • Centaur Write Satyr, PhD

Pandemic Retrospectives

In the aftermath of COVID, how did it all go down?

Sep 30 • Professor Axelrod

Who Got Swole This Summer?

A 49.81-point Wilks gain

Sep 26 • Bingo Bobbins

A White Guy in Mexico

Don’t Date in Portland

Sep 2 • Yann Moreau

Tortuga Fitness Standards

Five Categories of Fitness

Aug 29 • Bingo Bobbins

Revving Your Engine: the two-drug working man’s pharmacopoeia

Or: How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Americano-and-Zyn Stack You're Already On

Aug 26 • Professor Axelrod

Introducing the Privy Council

Steady at the helm, gentlemen

Aug 12 • Theon Ultima, Krug, Daniel M. Bensen, Professor Axelrod, Tom Swift, Portavoz Pirata, and The 13th Grade

How the Sausage Is Made

A lamentation from inside the Cathedral walls

Jul 22 • Top Shelf Theology

Get Your Maxes In

Bingo Bobbins's advice for the Tortuga Fitness Challenge

Jul 11 • Daniel M. Bensen and Bingo Bobbins

1:09:12

The Future Belongs to Those Who Promise

The Tortuga Code of Honor

Jul 4 • Krug

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