Member Essays

Just Leave The Publishing Industry

Another screed on the plight of the Sensitive, Talented White Male Writer

Apr 29 • Daniel M. Bensen

Resumes 101: Tortuga Style

Can you convince LaShonda to pass you on to the hiring committee?

Apr 15 • ProfessionalAnon

Tax Implications For Entrepreneurs, Consultants, Stackers, and Other Pirates

Most people plan their tax preparation around the premise that they have one job or one source of income - what if you don't?

Apr 10 • Professor Axelrod

The Occult World Of Jeffrey Epstein

Feb 19 • Sirius White

Pornoland Review

Philosophy, Theology, Pornography

Jan 21 • The 13th Grade

The Pirate’s Guide to AI Image Prompting

How to Make AI Pictures That Don’t Suck

Nov 19, 2025 • Portavoz Pirata

Homes, Hope, and Our Future: America Can't Afford to Leave Millennials Behind

Answering the Call

Nov 12, 2025 • Marcus Benedicta

Help, the sky has fallen. Can I get up?

Nov 5, 2025 • Centaur Write Satyr

Violent Offenders Must Donate Their Organs To Repay Society

An Anti-Misinformation, Evidence-Based Policy For Crime

Oct 29, 2025 • Oldman

The Chad Philosopher

Meet the womanizing, chain-smoking, philosophical legend who revolutionized ethics and then faded into obscurity

Oct 8, 2025 • Krug

The Incel Philosopher

Enter the mind of the most interesting antisemitic, homophobic, misogynistic, gay jew: Otto Weininger.

Aug 26, 2025 • Krug

The Pirate’s Guide to Prompt Engineering

How to Make AI Work For You

Aug 19, 2025 • Portavoz Pirata

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